urska’s b(r)log

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

There are no strangers in the world, just friends you haven’t met yet.

Is it a progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork?

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Genuine is the sorrow endured without anyone else knowing about it.

Don’t be humble – you are not that great.

I drink to make other people interesting.

I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.

Giving money and power to goverment is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Humility is the worst form of conceit.

If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Some folks are wise and some are otherwise.

The life of which meaning one never ponders is not worth living

The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence to never practice either of them.

The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.

Take care of the people, and God almighty will take care of Himself.

Whatever women do in life, they must do it twice as good as men in order to be considered as half as qualified. Fortunately, that’s not very difficult.

I think; therefore, I’m single.

If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, will answer you: I am here to live out loud.

Treat the earth well. It was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children.

Between the idea And the reality Between the motion And the act Falls the Shadow.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

To err is human, to moo is bovine.

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